Ambitions: Early retirement. Rock-hard abs

Guilty pleasures: Reality television. Carb loading

Best concert: Iron Maiden - seventh grade

Favorite movies: Meatballs. Appocolypse Now (sans redux, thank you). The Big Lebowski

Foods I crave: Beer, and anything made with bacon

People I admire: Really, really good looking people

Favorite song to sing: Itsy-bitsy Spider

Best city in the world: Mitchell, SD: Home of the giant Corn Palace